modesoul

so this is my first whole day back, tuesday. so i woke up(which would be essential for this day to happen)and went to wild goats to hang out with the old people. wierd but me. then i went to the magical forest with my little cousins. i dont give a shit i am a little kid at heart and will love the magical forest until the day i die. FUNNEL CAKE. i did a funnel cake song and dance until i got it. then after i went and saw my nephew, who is the coolest person i know. so his four year old self got a cool new toy and i basically played with a four year olds toys until i was forced to leave because it was way past bed time. whudev me and my nephew are cool. then i went long boarding with tiana up and down the ENTIRE strip. fun i loved it. i missed her so much. then we went to our first strip club together. we both concluded stripping made us sad and that we couldnt do it. however there was a crazy coked chick who SLAMMED her pinoche so hard on the stage. she did crazy shit that i just dont even know how to ponder doing. i think she should go to thailand and shoot darts out of her vag or play ping pong or PUSSY WRITE LETTER. oh margaret cho. oh vegas. its good to be back in this FREEZING COLD and nice fuck you attitude.

woah mister. i have not written in here in forever. here is my update in life.
school: almost done
vegas: almost there
hawaii: almost gone
i feel sad about leaving hawaii. however, i never thought i would say this, i need to leave hawaii and go to vegas to chill out. wierd huh? i havent had a proper amount of sleep in ages. i registered for classes and i feel like i accomplished something. hahaha thats pathetic. what isnt pathetic is my new found love.
http://www.threadless.com/?streetteam=modesoul
omg i love this websites t-shirts. i love t-shirts. i love life. i love that im listening to queen youre my best friend. good memories. good people. good friends.

the other night i spent the night at chris and justins apartment. justin tied his bandana around my eyes so it would be dark enough for me to sleep. then i got it wet with my tears cause im a pansy. justin hung out at my casa until five this morning. we went to jump into the pool and it was COLD. so we just stuck our feet in it. then i went to work and found my new friend. herbert the sherbert. herbert is a fantastical little gecko. basically its my boyfriend. hahaha. also i was so stressed. i had tests every day for the past two weeks. shoot me in the face. i have bug bites on my legs. bluck. haha. right now im at my coworkers house. he is making me pasta with four cheese sauce. yummm. im really happy right now. i cant wait until vegas. i miss you all.

i went to a kava festival. kava is this drink from pepper. its used in polynesian ceremonies and makes you feel really good. i thought they were joking. dotn worry edge friends this doesnt quantify as breaking edge.
i saw roll bounce. i have still cried in every movie ive ever seen. im such a pansy ass. i love it
i hung out with chris and justin and the they pushed me around in a shopping cart. haha they took me down hills and pretended to take me into poles. i only hit one once. but not that hard.
i went to walmart today with madi. the pictures explain enough. the first guy we asked to take our wetsuit photo said no because we were reDICKulous. psha.

elmo on a potty is priceless. how can you charge for that?


to bad she doesnt own the bat mobile


who needs the gym when the suit comes with foam muscles?


everybody should have a fiber optic crotch


this is for you steph


every girl is a princess. even with a toddler costume on


this chair was too small


but madi is small too


reDICKulous. haha wet suits with golf straw hats. you should know i was wearing fins.


this band pretty much rocks. because were hot. or not


a bag full of stolen goods. madi stole these legos and i had no idea until we left. hahaha. now she has made earings from them.

uhhhhhh i hope you know that you are a worthless piece of fucking shit you can stick my dick in your mouth and uhhh you can stick it up your ass if you want but uhhh your ass is dirty and crusty so i would never put it in there.

 YOU FUCKING WHORE!

so this guy left me this message. same guy i shot down at north shore.  i havent talked to him inTWO weeks. he parks at my apartment constantly. he is fucking nuts and i want him to leave me alone. it seriously made me cry.

we danced like crazy fools and it made me happy and reminded me of vegas





p.s. i havent waxed or tweezed my eyebrows since ive been here.

pretty much i talk to stephanie luckie for 4 hours at a time. ive seen justin every day for atleast a week. i have gone boogie boarding a good half of this week. all this while i took over the world.
so i was sitting in my econ class today. i got the concepts of what was going on as long as i didnt question it. if you just accept it, it makes sense and block out all these other external factors. this is pretty much the way society acts. it accepts whatever it is given. absorbs it and doesnt question it. its sad that blinders are sold at wholesale price at walmart. thank you general population for not questioning the rules and boundries. life really does function better this way. if this is true i am liza minelli.

honestly. ive never been more sexually frustrated in my entire life. i completely have to agree with katies post. im very very no action in any way shape or form at all in hawaii. this song makes me sad it makes me wish someone felt this way about me at all. i wish i had a boy. im so single it hurts. but on the bright side ive gone boogie boarding 3 days in a row. i love it. i love it. i love it.

guess who is going to spain this summer? have you guessed yet? its me!!!!!!!!!! ive never been im so excited i could wet my pantelones! gotta practice mi espanol. also back to vegas for a weekend on the 27th!!!!!! so excited. joey is taking me to dinner. im not sure if i should hold my breath on that one but ill cross my fingers! steph will be there and we are basically gonna DO IT! i love to boogie should be my them song. i wish i walked into rooms and it played. i would whisper board after boogie.

we pretty much are. my roommate madi and i do super cool things all day long. we pretty much own at life. here is an example of our day:
1. we wake up at 6 to go body boarding. sometimes we succeed on this mission. other times we fail miserably and roll over and go back to sleep.
2. we walk to school and battle the rain together. we always win at this seeing as how we are made out of teflon and we deflect the rain from permeating our bodies. except were both short and our pants always get sneak attacked by the rain. the bottoms just soak up puddles.
3. we hang out at the school library to get y tu mama tambien and do a little dance when we get our porn. y tu mama is the source of our super powers and really does need to be watched AT LEAST once a month and ideally every week.
4. we play baseball with our own damn rules. first a plastic bat and ball have to magically and without reason show up in your apartment. it CAN NOT be brought by one of your roommates. then one of you stands on the third floor walkway and the other one stands on the ground. now the person on the third floor can either throw the ball down to you and you hit it into the wall.(dont worry the ball is plastic you aint breaking shat) OR you can throw the ball up to the third floor and they hit it. awesome i know.
5. we ride down hills with both of us sitting on one skateboard. we pretty much steer with a 100% success rate. ZERO crashes.
6. we take pictures of ourselves riding the bike racks here. the photos will explain it all. we are on a mission to take photos all over the island on them.
7. we go hang out and watch people get sahweet tattoos on their head.
8. we meet awesome old men with metal detectors looking for their slippahs that they buried in the sand. sometimes our super powers scramble the metal detectors but our x-sand vision allows us to see through the sand to where his slippahs are anyway.


we do a bunch of super cool stuff but thats all i can type right now. you should really join our superhero crew. we might have to jump you in though.